32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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