I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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