i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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