I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
