Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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