When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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