I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
