Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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