I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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