I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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