i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i now understand why vodka
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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