I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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