found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it hurts more in the daytime
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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