My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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