But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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