I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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