last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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