Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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