I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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