The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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