she was so not down for the gang bang
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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