if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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