i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
