Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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