I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we're making bets on your personal life
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My bed smells like the plague
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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