As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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