Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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