well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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