Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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