So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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