this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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