put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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