i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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