Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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