It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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