I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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