Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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