I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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