just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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