What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i think im in europe. pls send help
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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