the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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