he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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