If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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