I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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