Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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