im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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