Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
