the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
