sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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