Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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