arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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