Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
North Korea, Best Korea!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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