Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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