Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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