I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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