this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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