is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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