question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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